Me: I am going into a meeting, but just so that you know, FedEx Ground will be delivering a new garbage can for the front of the shopping center and a new cigarette butt container. Just have them place it in the warehouse for Will (the maintenance guy) to pick up.
Debbie: OK, will do!
Some time passes.
My phone rings.
Will: Whoa man! is there some kind of party going on?
Me: What do you mean?
Will: Well, I have 14 boxes of all kinds of fun things down here!
Me: Will, what are you talking about?
Will: I have 14 boxes of pornos, whips, shackles, edible underbritches (direct quote) I assume you ordered them.
Me: (Interesting that he would think that) No . . . that would not be me - what does the label say?
Will: It says 1212 E Fowler Ave . . . . . Oooooooooooooo That's that sex shop down the road!
(Our address is 1717 E.Fowler Ave.)
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- tjcouch
- Former gigs: Animatronic creature tech for film and live action, production studio manager for USF, film production consultant, cameraman for WTVT, IMAX Theatre director, museum director, harbor cruise ship captain. Current gigs: loan officer, commercial property manager, Vice Chairman of The Life Enrichment Center, Trustee of the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center, Director of the University Area Community Development Center, Director of a private grant-making foundation.
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