The reason for this, of course, is that the stakes have increased from the $0.25 per tooth that we enjoyed as we grew up to now ENTIRE LEGO sets.
Unbelievable. I am thinking about starting to believe again in hopes of getting some Craftsman hand tools.
In his most recent tooth-deposit letter he also asked some specific questions of the fairy . . . . last name, location, etc.
He should be receiving the following response soon:
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How do you get an entire Lego det under a boy's pillow without waking him?
He left instuctions to "just leave it on the couch"
Actually. The tooth fairy leaves $2.
Lego sets are REQUESTED from the tooth fairy. But not delivered.
Santa Claus delivers Lego sets.
Amazon.com delivers just about everything else.
Hellew...
The toothfairy does NOT leave legos. The toothfairy leaves $2 bills (because that's queer. and it's a fairy).
Occassionally the toothfairy will leave 2 gold coins. I believe these are probably melted down from rapper teeth.
SANTA brings legos. It doesn't matter WHERE you instruct the toothfairy to deliver legos, legos come by reindeer only.
Sure, an ambitious kid can try. But the toothfairy is not made of money. And $2 for a good quality tooth is really tops.
Mother - of - gummy - 9 year old
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