Barkeep: Would you like to try our new cocktail?
Businessman with loosened tie: Sure, whats in it?
Barkeep: Muddled snails, bong water and emu vomit.
BWLT: Sure, sounds better than what I had at Nakamura's yesterday.
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It would seem someone absconded with all of the mirrors in the trailerpark, sorry, strike that. I mean, Chateau de Skank.
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"You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate company?"
"I am"
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This is an outrage! I am, of course, referring to the stripping [of the government subsidy.]
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- tjcouch
- Former gigs: Animatronic creature tech for film and live action, production studio manager for USF, film production consultant, cameraman for WTVT, IMAX Theatre director, museum director, harbor cruise ship captain. Current gigs: loan officer, commercial property manager, Vice Chairman of The Life Enrichment Center, Trustee of the Tampa Bay Performing Arts Center, Director of the University Area Community Development Center, Director of a private grant-making foundation.
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