Two quick bulletins

There is nothing in this article that makes me feel comfortable.

Halmark, when you care enough to send the very best.

Sorry guys.

Regrettably, the topic of this festival is not what you think.

Mayonnaise, Maggots, Mirrors . . . . . and naked sign language.

Barkeep: Would you like to try our new cocktail?

Businessman with loosened tie: Sure, whats in it?

Barkeep: Muddled snails, bong water and emu vomit.

BWLT: Sure, sounds better than what I had at Nakamura's yesterday.

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It would seem someone absconded with all of the mirrors in the trailerpark, sorry, strike that. I mean, Chateau de Skank.

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"You are sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate company?"

"I am"

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This is an outrage! I am, of course, referring to the stripping [of the government subsidy.]

Ever wonder?

For those of you who have ever wondered, "How much would it cost to have someone drive to my home and remove 900 gallons of human waste?"; the answer is $215. And worth every penny.

All is not well in the Animal Kingdom

Dog Owners gone bad.

Cat Owners gone crazy (surprise, surprise.)

Bad news for the environment.

Speechless.

Australian goo invasion.

Space Rack Truck to blame?

Good thing they launched from Florida . . . . that way there is no deductible on the replacement.

Please Mark Your Calendar!

Greetings my friends!

As many of you know I am on the board of The Life Enrichment Center, a not-for-profit that provides continuing education classes and other services to our community’s active seniors.

On Friday, September 7th, we will be having our annual art show; I have attached the invitation.

It is my hope that you (and your friends) will attend, peruse the paintings, and maybe even take one home with you! This is our annual fund raiser; food and drink will be available, live music, and other fun activities! You might even catch me on the dance floor.

* Please feel free to invite your friends, and repost on the web!

Ommm Paa Paa

I kid, I kid! He is very talented, perhaps misguided, but undenyably talented.

Today's Headlines

Awww, c'mon, who didn't camp out in the back yard as a kid?

Snakes.

"That was actually us."

Fun Bags from our Friends to the North.

In my Chief Wiggum voice, "That's some mighty fine police work there, boys."

I think I sit behind this guy's American counter part at the Performing Arts Center.

Some Wild News

Monkey and Shark.

Too good . . . .

This article really has it all, namely, in no particular order:

- A police officer with a funny last name
- References to Special Ops
- crazy dollar amounts like "$85,000"
- a monkey

Click here.

Kudos to Publix

http://www.publix.com/about/newsroom/NewsReleaseItem.do?newsReleaseItemPK=2636

Investment or cabin site, you can't go wrong!

These lots are amazing . . . . . . great area of N.C. too, just outside of Blowing Rock and Boone . . . . minutes away from Lineville Gorge, Grandfather Mountain, the New River (ironically the oldest river in the U.S.) Appalachian skiing and Appalachian University.

Let me know if you have any questions!

The realtor handling the sales is Bob Novacek at Blowing Rock Properties, 800-849-0147.

http://www.navica2.net/displays/?n=390&i=129050&k=qRbtee